Elmo Twitter Crash | Elon Musk X Marks the Spot Track

FASCES 2024

Elmo in the driver's seat
Of the Twitter Crash Test Car
Everybody jumpin' out
To see the fire from afar
LOL he tweeted
As he sped into the wall
A smiley face with crying eyes
Was the last thing that we saw

And that was it, goodbye Twitter
Rest In Peace my friend
Elmo killed that little blue bird
What the hell did he intend?
Coding Efficiency Zero
Leadership negative five
Why did that boy Elmo
Not keep that bird alive?

Space Karen, Supreme Parasite
Petulant Pimple on the face of Pride
Ignorance, hubris, stupidity collide
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride

Rest In Peace Twitter
No autopsy necessary
Cause of Death: Hardcore Chaos
And ignorance a-plenty
In attendance at the funeral
Icarus and Bellerophon
Ajax, Achilles
Dunning Kruger and Kardashian

Space Karen, Supreme Parasite
Petulant Pimple on the face of Pride
Ignorance, hubris, stupidity collide
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride