In the early 80's I had a friend at primary school called Michael Reeve. His big brother had a punk band and as I recall they played a song called "Michael Reeve's Talking Bum". I've always remembered bits of the song and recently decided to record it. It wasn't until I did a Google search for "talking bum" for an album cover that I realised that the original song is by UK novelty punk band Splodgenessabounds "Michael Booth's Talking Bum": https://youtu.be/zV2bL7j3mq4?si=IeNBXqAlUdS5YrvE
So here's our mis-remembered cover version of their song.